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Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,386

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Spotted on YouTube:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Going viral on Reddit:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Trending via Threads:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Making waves on Slack:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Trending via YouTube:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I had a friend like me.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

47 shares on Threads this month:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

28 shares on Messenger this month:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

24 shares on Slack this month:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

71 shares on X this month:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,448

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Making waves on Discord:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Making waves on Twitch:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Seen just now on Discord:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Seen just now on X:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Trending via Facebook:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Just landed via X:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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