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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Making waves on Facebook:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

Trending via Facebook:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Making waves on YouTube:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Making waves on X:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Just shared via YouTube:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Seen just now on Threads:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Breaking via Twitch:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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79 shares on Snapchat this month:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

77 shares on X this month:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

41 shares on Threads this month:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Just landed via X:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Going viral on Messenger:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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