Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
79 Funny embarrassment quotes
No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.
Commentary:
"When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"
You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
Commentary:
🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"
I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”
Commentary:
"Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"
May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.
Commentary:
"Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"
Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
Commentary:
"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?
Commentary:
"Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"
Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.
Commentary:
"Listening to my own voice in a recording has me reconsidering my life choices and contemplating issuing a blanket apology to everyone who's ever heard me speak… 🙉😅 #SorryNotSorry"