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Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦♂️😂
79 Funny embarrassment quotes
If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.
Commentary:
Sounds like a real gut-wrenching performance, can't wait for the behind-the-scenes content! 🍿🩺😂
I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir
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"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"
When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.
Commentary:
"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦♂️"}
The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.
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"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"
Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”
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"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮💨 #Bra-dventures"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.
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Commentary:
"Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"
Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.
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Commentary:
"Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"