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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I think God was high when he made me.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,718

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Making waves on Instagram:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Making waves on Slack:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Making waves on Discord:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Just landed via Messenger:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Live now on Reddit:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

23 shares on WeChat this month:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,971

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I need money, not feelings.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

My middle finger salutes you.

Spotted on Twitch:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Spotted on Messenger:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Just landed via X:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Going bananas on Facebook:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Trending via Threads:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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