Funny endless quotes

• If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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  9 hours ago

  bedtime, child, cost, cost effective, effective, endless, endless energy, energy, humor, i, parenting, supply, tired

• There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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  2 months ago

  bus, endless, first try, humor, just, life, love, music, only, pain, show, song, songs, try, wheel, wheels

• You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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  2 months ago

  chore, daily, daily life, die, endless, endless task, household, humor, laundry, life, once, task, week

• If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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  2 months ago

  class, education, endless, hour, humor, i, just, left, life, live, math, school, spend, time

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