Funny endless quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

  Commentary:
  "If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a cheap energy source? Look no further! Just ask any parent with a child who suddenly becomes a night owl at bedtime for a limitless and renewable energy supply! 🔋💤 #ParentingPowerSource"

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