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Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Reported on WhatsApp:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Spotted on Facebook:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Making waves on Facebook:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Just shared via Instagram:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Just shared via Snapchat:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Shared recently on Messenger:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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Share →: You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Living the spin cycle life—perpetually sorting colors from whites like a never-ending quest! 🧺😅🌀
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4 months ago
Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Commentary:
"If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"
6 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Commentary:
"Looking for a cheap energy source? Look no further! Just ask any parent with a child who suddenly becomes a night owl at bedtime for a limitless and renewable energy supply! 🔋💤 #ParentingPowerSource"

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Trending via Telegram:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Live now on YouTube:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Going viral on Reddit:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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