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"True that! My bank account says I'm much closer to street food than to Elon 😅💸🍜"
371 Funny ever quotes
Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?
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Oops, I just became the pothole whisperer! 🚗💔😅
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?
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Locked in an endless loop of scrolling with the grace and frustration of a caged tiger, but hey, at least I don't have to hunt for WiFi! 🐅📱🔄
People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.
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That’s like saying “Let’s hang out” and then disappearing into the void. 😂🗽🌆
If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.
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When brains were handed out, some folks were busy updating their relationship status 😂🤦♂️
Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.
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Showering and diving into bed: the ultimate power couple of relaxation! 🚿💤❤️
Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?
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Using good news as a secret weapon against bad vibes, one positive thought at a time! 🌟🤫🛡️
(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?
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When someone asks what I'm thinking, I try to summarize my internal chaos in a single emoji: 🌀😅
Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.
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That prenup might even have chapters, sequels, and a movie adaptation! 📚😂🏈
Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”
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Tall tales incoming! 🌱😂#ShortAndSweet