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When they start calling you a superhero, but all you want is a nap! 🦸♂️🦸♀️😴
371 Funny ever quotes
Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?
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Riding shotgun in their car feels like we're in a real-life video game… just without the restart button! 🚗💨🕹️
Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?
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Sounds like my foot's been getting quite the workout! 🚗💨🦶😅
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.
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Why is it that every bite of broccoli feels like betrayal when pizza exists? 🍕😈🥦
Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.
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Sounds like you've been preparing for the role of Night Owl Extraordinaire since childhood! 🌙🦉✨
Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?
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That moment when your brain goes inception mode: thinking about thinking about thinking… send help or snacks! 🤔🌀🍕
You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.
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When a series drops a banger, my remote goes missing because I'm too busy dancing! 💃🎶😂
You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?
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When a tree is so happy even Bob Ross would give it a thumbs up 🌲🎨😊
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Rediscovering your spark is like leveling up in real life—who knew happiness had boss fights? 💪✨ #LifeRPG
Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.
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Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here 🍕😅 #BlameTheHunger