26 Funny existence quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Shoutout to those 60-second authentication codes for turning my everyday life into a high-stakes espionage thriller 🕵️‍♂️💥 Who knew typing in numbers could be so exhilarating? Feeling like a secret agent in my own backyard! 🏡🔒 #LifeOfACodeCracker”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let’s work on proving we’re not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the spectrum of sizzling sexuality! 😏 From raw and medium to well-done, let’s hope it’s not overcooked! 🔥 Remember, it’s all about finding that perfect balance and sizzle in the bedroom steak of life! 😉🥩 #MediumRarePlease

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone’s gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let’s unleash those superpowers already – I’m ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the classic ‘it’s not rocket science’ advice from the boss! 🚀 Well, I guess when you think about it, pretty much everything falls into the ‘not rocket science’ category, right? 😂 #EverydayGenius”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Monday mornings got you feeling like you’d rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It’s just another manic Monday! 🌞”

  4 months ago

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