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Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! 😂💸💭
45 Funny existence quotes
Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.
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When life gives you existential dread, just remember: deep breaths and chocolate cake save the day 🍰😅
I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.
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Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! 😅🕺✨
Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.
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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. 🙆♂️🌀🐱
Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.
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Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔
My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨
Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.
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Looks like we've just uncovered the ultimate cosmic culinary conspiracy—ground beef and sky beef fighting for top billing! 🍔☁️ Maybe next we'll have moon cheese and starfruit on the menu! 🌙🧀✨ Keep pondering the universe's beefy mysteries! 😂🌍
You only live once and thank God for that.
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"Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"
I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.
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Ah, the mental gymnastics of self-awareness – a never-ending loop of "I am" and "I think"! 🤔💭 It's like a philosophical merry-go-round that never stops spinning! 🔄 Just remember, Descartes' brain never rests – it's a real workout up there! 💪🧠
Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.
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"Ever wondered why Bigfoot and I are never seen together? That's right, because we both belong in the mythical creatures club! 🤔👻 #KeepingItMysterious"