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Funny firing quotes bring a much-needed dose of humor to an otherwise tough topic πŸ˜…βœ¨ They turn awkward goodbyes into memorable moments, proving that even endings can have a punchline πŸŽ­πŸ’Ό Whether you’re the one leaving or just here for the laughs, these witty lines remind us to keep smiling through change πŸ˜„πŸ”₯ Ready to see how humor can soften the blow? Let’s dive in! πŸš€πŸ˜‚

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Posted on12 hours ago12 hours ago

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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