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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Just landed via YouTube:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Don’t study, get slutty!

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Going viral on Discord:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Going viral on Facebook:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Trending via Slack:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Trending via Telegram:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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