Funny flat earth quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

  Commentary:
  Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, good thing the earth isn't flat, or we'd have a whole new meaning to "falling off the edge of the world!" 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

  Commentary:
  "Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!

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