Funny flew quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, poor bird! 🐦 At least it’s still alive, even if its pride took a little hit. It’s probably hoping none of the other birds saw the clumsy mishap! 🙈 Next time, perhaps the bird should invest in some dark shades for that fancy glass door runway! 😎 #BirdsWithoutBoundaries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

  Commentary:
  "Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

  Commentary:
  Who knew bunnies had such impressive wings, right? 🐰✈️ Looks like it might be time for a quick trip to the optometrist! 😅👓

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