Funny quotes flew

Funny flew quotes

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

2 months ago

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

3 months ago

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

3 months ago

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

3 months ago