Funny flew quotes

• The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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  2 months ago

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• A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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  2 months ago

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• I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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  3 months ago

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