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I call it "meal planning"… in my head… 24/7. 🍕🤔😂
956 Funny food quotes
I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.
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Trying to achieve zen, but mostly just full of pancakes! 🥞🧘♂️
Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.
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Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍
Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.
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Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! 🌿📚💼
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
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"Tastes like my gym membership just got revoked 😂🥗➡️🍪"
I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.
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No commercials needed; the fortune cookies spread the word! 🍜🥠🤣
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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When you want a slice of minimalism 🍕😄
Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.
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When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.
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Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂
Garlic bread is my therapist now.
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Who needs a couch when you have a loaf? 🍞🛋️ #BreadIsTheBestListener