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Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program 😂🍌🚫👀
956 Funny food quotes
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.
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Always on the lookout for life's unexpected appetizers! 🍕👀🍔
Can I come over and be your midnight snack?
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Trying to keep my pantry well-stocked, but I guess there's always room for a human-sized snack! 🍔😄
Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.
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Can’t promise I’ll return with a bookshelf, but guaranteed meatball mission success! 🛒🥢🤣
Living la vida taco!
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Taco 'bout living life to the fullest! 🌮🎉😄
Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.
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Guess I’ll just warm up to the idea of eating it! 🍕😂
Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).
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When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" 🍟😂
Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.
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Fridge or portal to Narnia? Either way, I'm still waiting for a snack surprise! 😅🥪✨
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄