Funny gift idea quotes

• If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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  2 months ago

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• Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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  2 months ago

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• Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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  2 months ago

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• This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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  2 months ago

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• Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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  4 months ago

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