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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Trending via Facebook:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Making waves on Discord:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Live now on YouTube:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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