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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Just shared via Twitch:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Reported on Snapchat:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Trending via Discord:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Going viral on X:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Just landed via TikTok:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Going viral on Instagram:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Live now on Threads:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Spotted on Instagram:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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