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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

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Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Trending via Twitch:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

Making waves on Twitch:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Trending via Pinterest:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Just shared via Threads:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Making waves on Facebook:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,454

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Spotted on Pinterest:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Making waves on Twitch:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Breaking via X:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Just shared via LinkedIn:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Just shared via X:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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