Funny gravity quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Mom needs a crash course in physics 🤓🌎 It's not clumsiness, it's just gravitational attraction at work! 😂🤷‍♀️ #BlameItOnGravity"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of gravity and friendship – it's like being unfollowed by the laws of physics! Maybe next time gravity wants to break up, it should consider sending a tweet instead."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, gravity, the eternal prankster, always aiming for that cheeky pants-down moment. It's like your own personal wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen! Stay strong, keep that belt tight, and give gravity a run for its money!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, good thing the earth isn't flat, or we'd have a whole new meaning to "falling off the edge of the world!" 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives

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