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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Trending via Facebook:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Making waves on WeChat:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Making waves on Reddit:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Just shared via Reddit:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Shared recently on Threads:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Breaking via Snapchat:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Trending via Slack:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

27 shares on X this month:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

84 shares on X this month:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

82 shares on Slack this month:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

39 shares on Slack this month:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

I used to have a great future in my past.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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Talents: eating!

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Dear music, thanks!

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Making waves on Facebook:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Trending via Discord:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Making waves on Twitch:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Spotted on Threads:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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