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Funny Groundhog quotes

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
I'd like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025