Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
76 Funny guys quotes
Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the romance evolution: from quill and ink to Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V! 📜💌😂"
Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.
Commentary:
"Wow, who would have thought that the internet is just a worldwide open mic? 🎤💬😂 #AnythingGoes"
Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
Commentary:
"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.
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Commentary:
"😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"
Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.
Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"
Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.
Commentary:
"Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"
Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…
Commentary:
"Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?"
“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
Commentary:
Oh, the age-old wisdom of hardware store gurus, capable of fixing anything from leaky faucets to outdated misconceptions! 🛠️👴🤔 #AutismAwareness #LearningFromTheBest