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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Having a job ruined my life.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Posted onMar 29, 2026Mar 29, 2026

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Posted onMar 29, 2026

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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