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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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