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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Posted onMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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