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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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