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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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