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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Making waves on Slack:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Just shared via Reddit:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Making waves on WeChat:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Trending via YouTube:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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Just shared via Reddit:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Making waves on Telegram:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Live now on Discord:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Making waves on Slack:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Reported on WhatsApp:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Going viral on Threads:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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