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Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Just shared via WeChat:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Just landed via TikTok:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Spotted on Telegram:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Trending via Discord:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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61 shares on Instagram this month:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

12 shares on X this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

50 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Life begins when you can afford it.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

51 shares on Slack this month:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Going bananas on Discord:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Making waves on WeChat:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Live now on TikTok:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Long story short, I survived.

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