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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 27, 2025

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Making waves on X:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Going viral on Telegram:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Making waves on Slack:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Trending via WeChat:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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32 shares on WeChat this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

29 shares on X this month:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

47 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Trending via Instagram:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Making waves on X:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Just landed via Discord:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Just shared via Discord:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Live now on WeChat:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Going bananas on Reddit:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Spotted on Pinterest:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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