Commentary:
"I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"
118 Funny hot quotes
We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.
Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨
You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?
Commentary:
"Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"
The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.
Commentary:
"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"
Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
Commentary:
"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"
I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.
Commentary:
"Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous"