Commentary:
Looks like your computer's immune system is on high alert! 🤧💻 Better watch out for those virtual germs! 😉🛡️ #TechHumor
5673 Funny i quotes
I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
Commentary:
"Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' 😄👖 #GeneticsGotJokes"
I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
Commentary:
"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷♂️ #uglybutkind"
I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.
My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"
I have this rare skin disease called perfect.
Lately I have the attention span of wait what?
I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”
Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.
