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Guess you're officially checking out of Hotel Planet Earth! 🌍🚪😂
5666 Funny i quotes
I love when the plot thickens.
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When the plot thickens, just remember to stir occasionally so it doesn't burn! 🍲📖
I miss you when I wake up before you.
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Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.
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I completely get it! After a movie, I'm mentally preparing to save the world with a popcorn bucket and ticket stub. 🍿🎬🦸♂️
Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.
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When your popcorn deserves Best Supporting Actor but the film doesn't 🌽🎬😆
Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.
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Channeling my inner art critic while secretly thinking, "Does this room need a new projector screen?" 🎨🤣
I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.
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Ah yes, my thesis on napping techniques during lectures really changed the world! 😂🎓📚
Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.
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I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
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"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.
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Silent treatment level: Expert 🌟🤐🔕