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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Seen just now on Slack:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

Going viral on WeChat:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Going viral on Threads:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Going viral on X:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Making waves on Instagram:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Making waves on Threads:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Spotted on X:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Twitch this month:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

79 shares on Discord this month:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

16 shares on Slack this month:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Spotted on TikTok:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Freshly posted on X:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Spreading quickly via X:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Making waves on Reddit:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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