Funny intake quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

  Commentary:
  Well, in that case, you might want to reconsider an apple a day to keep the doctor away. 🍎😄 Who knew the sticker would make such a fibrous contribution? Remember, it's all about that extra crunch! 😉🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

  Commentary:
  "If only my bank balance could match the extravagance of my daily calorie intake! 🍔💸 Oh, the dreams we dare to dream between the fries and the funds… 😅 #LifeGoals #FoodieFinance"

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