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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Reported on LinkedIn:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Making waves on Twitch:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Trending via Reddit:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Spotted on Instagram:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Just landed via WeChat:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Just landed via Messenger:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Spotted on TikTok:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Going viral on Threads:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Spotted on TikTok:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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