Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
1681 Funny irony quotes
Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.
Commentary:
"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"
My favorite hobby is withering away.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"
I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"
Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
Commentary:
"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.
Commentary:
😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷♂️"
The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.
Commentary:
"When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨"
Desperately seeking my soul, mate.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"
The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.
Commentary:
"Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"
You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”
Commentary:
"True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂"