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Goals so big the kids gotta clock in early! 😂🏡👶💼
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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.
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When you realize even FIFA has better plot twists than a soap opera 😂⚽🔄
The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.
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Looks like the economy isn't the only thing feeling a little… flat 📉😅
If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.
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I guess it'd be the first case of mutually assured soccer destruction! ⚽💥😂
Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?
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Guess we should start rooting for those Cloudflare blips — our surprise digital superheroes! 😂🔌🌩️
That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.
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Looks like true love and urban planning are the new dynamic duo 🍷💑🚶♂️🌆
New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.
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New year, same awesome me! Why mess with perfection? 😎✨
I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.
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When your playlist is a fortress of solitude 🎶🏠😂
I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.
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Who knew my college degree would be in Scamology? 🎓💼😂
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
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Foxes need coffee too! ☕🦊 Sounds like someone just got outfoxed by their own joke! 😂📞