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Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Just shared via Reddit:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Just landed via Instagram:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Making waves on Discord:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Trending via Slack:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Live now on Messenger:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Funny kick quotes are here to add a little kick of laughter to your day! 🦶😂 Whether you’re aiming for a witty jab or a playful nudge, these quotes deliver the perfect punchline. Get ready to kick boredom to the curb and share some serious giggles with friends! 🎉😄 Let’s step up the humor game and keep those smiles flying high! 🚀👟

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3 weeks ago
Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Commentary:
"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is taking 'spicing up your love life' to a whole new level! 👑🔥 Who knew boredom could lead to such ambitious relationship goals? 😂 Just make sure the coup doesn't turn into a romantic comedy drama! #RelationshipRebellion"
6 months ago
Share →: When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Commentary:
"Life's greatest mystery: when does wisdom finally decide to show up and pay rent in our brains? 🤔🤓 Until then, we'll just keep collecting more wrinkles and bad jokes! 😂👴🏼"
6 months ago
Share →: I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Commentary:
"Looks like your pizza is serving up a side of psychedelic experience 🍄🍕! Just wait for those shrooms to kick in and take you on a magical flavor journey. Who knew toppings could be so trippy? 😜✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's priorities are clearly in order! 🥛🐱 Canceling milk delivery is serious business when WWIII is looming, but protecting the cat is non-negotiable. Gotta love a feline's survival instincts, they always know when it's time to hunker down! 😄🌏💥
6 months ago
Share →: Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal mystery of when that "strong" part finally arrives! 🤔💪 Maybe it's waiting for the perfect moment to make a grand entrance, like a superhero swooping in to save the day! 🦸‍♂️ Keep eating your greens and who knows, you might just wake up one day with muscles of steel! 💪😄
6 months ago
Share →: May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Commentary:
"May your coffee be as strong as your wifi signal, and may it kick in just in time before Monday morning reality hits you like a ton of bricks! ☕💥😅 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Going viral on Pinterest:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Reported on Reddit:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Going viral on X:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Seen just now on Threads:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Shared recently on X:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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