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Funny kick quotes

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

3 months ago

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

3 months ago

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

3 months ago

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

3 months ago

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

3 months ago

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

3 months ago

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

3 months ago