Funny kick quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

  Commentary:
  "Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is taking 'spicing up your love life' to a whole new level! 👑🔥 Who knew boredom could lead to such ambitious relationship goals? 😂 Just make sure the coup doesn't turn into a romantic comedy drama! #RelationshipRebellion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

  Commentary:
  "Life's greatest mystery: when does wisdom finally decide to show up and pay rent in our brains? 🤔🤓 Until then, we'll just keep collecting more wrinkles and bad jokes! 😂👴🏼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your pizza is serving up a side of psychedelic experience 🍄🍕! Just wait for those shrooms to kick in and take you on a magical flavor journey. Who knew toppings could be so trippy? 😜✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's priorities are clearly in order! 🥛🐱 Canceling milk delivery is serious business when WWIII is looming, but protecting the cat is non-negotiable. Gotta love a feline's survival instincts, they always know when it's time to hunker down! 😄🌏💥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal mystery of when that "strong" part finally arrives! 🤔💪 Maybe it's waiting for the perfect moment to make a grand entrance, like a superhero swooping in to save the day! 🦸‍♂️ Keep eating your greens and who knows, you might just wake up one day with muscles of steel! 💪😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

  Commentary:
  "May your coffee be as strong as your wifi signal, and may it kick in just in time before Monday morning reality hits you like a ton of bricks! ☕💥😅 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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