Funny kick quotes

• How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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  1 month ago

  age, age humor, aging, humor, impatience, joke, kick, life, life joke, old, older, still, thing, waiting, wisdom, wise

• I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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  1 month ago

  activity, bored, coup, fun, fun activity, humor, joke, kick, main, main one, poly-relationship, stage

• When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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  1 month ago

  age, exactly, feel, getting, getting older, humor, i, irony, just, kick, life, older, wisdom

• I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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  1 month ago

  food, humor, i, joke, kick, mushroom, order, pizza

• I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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  1 month ago

  again, best, cancel, cat, humor, i, ID, irony, kick, milk, preparation, urgency, WWIII

• Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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  1 month ago

  body, body image, expectation, fashion, humor, image, jean, jeans, kick, skinny, skinny jean, skinny jeans, style

• I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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  1 month ago

  always, big, eat, eating, exactly, expectations, food, grow, humor, i, ID, irony, kick, strength, strong

• May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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  2 months ago

  caffeine, coffee, humor, kick, morning, motivation, reality, wake up

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