Funny kick quotes

I'm so bored, I'm gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I'm just getting older.

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025