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Funny law enforcement quotes

Funny law enforcement quotes are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom 🚓😂, shining a light on the lighter side of policing 👮‍♂️✨. Whether you’re a cop, a fan, or just in need of a good laugh, these clever sayings bring humor to the badge and the beat 🎉🚨. Ready to smile and salute? Let’s dive into some of the funniest moments from those who serve and protect with a smile! 😄👮‍♀️

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

2 months ago
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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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