Funny law enforcement quotes

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  9 hours ago

  Share →: I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

  Commentary:
  Spinning in circles until I get dizzy or a ticket, whichever comes first! 🚓😂🔄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

  Commentary:
  "If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly"

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