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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

1 month ago

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

1 month ago

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

1 month ago

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

2 months ago

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

2 months ago

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

3 months ago

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

3 months ago

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

3 months ago

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

3 months ago

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

3 months ago

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

3 months ago

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

3 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

3 months ago

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

3 months ago

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

3 months ago

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

3 months ago

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

3 months ago

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

3 months ago

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

3 months ago

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

3 months ago