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35 Funny lesson quotes

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025