62 Funny lesson quotes

• The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

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  1 week ago

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• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  4 weeks ago

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• So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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  2 months ago

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• Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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  2 months ago

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• My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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  2 months ago

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• The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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  2 months ago

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• My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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  2 months ago

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• The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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  2 months ago

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• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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  2 months ago

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• The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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  2 months ago

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