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When you're secretly a genius but perform Oscar-worthy plays as the village fool just to skip the group project! 🎭🤓➡️🤔🕺
1458 Funny life quotes
Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.
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I've heard of living paycheck to paycheck, but this is a whole new level of urgency! 🚽😂
“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?
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Why chase dreams when I can perfect the art of procrastination? 🎨😴
A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.
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Teamwork makes the dreamwork… or at least makes more laundry! 😂👰🤵🧺
Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.
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Procrastination level: expert 🏆🤔 Every day’s a new high score! 😂🛋️
Nothing you want to do has a timeline.
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Time called. It wants its deadlines back! ⏰😅
“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”
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Living my best life by doing absolutely nothing and loving every moment of it! 😌🛋️ #ProLevelChillin'
Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?
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Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! 🤸♂️😅🧁
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
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Finding that perfect level of chaos in life where it's 'ouch' instead of 'ouchouchouchOMG!' 😅🔨
Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.
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Sounds like my mirror is the only one not offending me these days! 😅🙃 #NarcissistNonsense