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Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion 🚗💨😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
1458 Funny life quotes
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.
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Ignoring my laundry hasn't made my clothes cleaner yet, so I guess I’m stuck with a pile of "character-building" challenges! 👕🤷♂️🧺
If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.
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When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄
It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.
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Guess I'll be gifting everyone homemade IOUs this year! 🎁💸😅
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.
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Relatable on so many levels! 😂 Work-life balance: 0, Work-work balance: 100! 🏃♂️💼🛌
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃
This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”
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When life hands you plot twists, just shrug, nod, and grab some popcorn for the next episode 🍿🤔🤷♀️
The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.
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Cats really do have main character energy, and I'm just their loyal sidekick! 😸👑
Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.
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When life gives you recipes, ignore them and add cheese 🧀🥳