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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,373

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Spotted on WeChat:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Seen just now on Threads:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Live now on Pinterest:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Trending via Telegram:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Just shared via Telegram:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

99 shares on Threads this month:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,365

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Trending via Messenger:

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

Making waves on Messenger:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Spreading quickly via X:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Just landed via Slack:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Just landed via TikTok:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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