Funny liquor store quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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