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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Trending via Facebook:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Making waves on Twitch:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Spotted on X:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

55 shares on X this month:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

29 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

37 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

87 shares on Threads this month:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Just shared via Instagram:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Making waves on Instagram:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Going viral on Facebook:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Just shared via Instagram:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Just shared via Reddit:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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