Liquor store clerk: "Do you need help?" Me: "Yes, but I decided to come here instead."

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Commentary:
"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"

I've got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I'll walk to the liquor store.

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'self-care' routine 😂🍷 Who needs a gym when you've got a liquor store within walking distance, am I right? Time to get those steps in… straight to the wine aisle! 🚶‍♂️🍾 #Priorities"

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Commentary:
Looks like they may need some grammar lessons, but more importantly, some ethics lessons! 🤭🥂 #GrammarFail #CriminalMinds

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's been on the express train to Disappointmentville! 🚂😅 At least they're efficiently handling life's curveballs with a pit stop for liquid motivation. Here's hoping the bar visit brings some much-needed cheer! 🍻🌟"