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Embracing spontaneity like a cat with a laser pointer 😺🔦🎉
750 Funny love quotes
It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.
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Sounds like a solid life hack! Now, if only I could get my cat to look at me the same way… 😸❤️
Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”
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When "Eat, pray, love" turns into "Scroll, snack, overthink," you know it's time for a WiFi detox and snack intervention! 🍕📱🤔
It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.
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Talk about a match made in Tinder-heaven! 😂❤️👀
I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.
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This sounds like the start of a rom-com or a therapy session! 😅💘📚
For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.
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Is leaving their number on a missing persons report still too much? 📞🤔❤️
It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.
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I guess "Call Me Maybe" was just a beta test for stakeholder meetings 🎶📞🙃
The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.
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Sleeping Olympics gold medalist right here! 😴🥇 #ProNapAthlete
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.
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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals