Funny mango quotes

• “We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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  6 days ago

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• Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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  1 week ago

  activity, family, gentle, gentle parenting, hear, humor, kids, kids activity, making, mango, parenting, parenting humor, peeling, say, sure

• If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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  2 weeks ago

  fruit, humor, joke, let, let go, mango, need, pun, puns, relationship

• I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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  3 weeks ago

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