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  2 months ago

  View →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.
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  2 months ago

  View →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Tested positive for needing a kiss.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.
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  2 months ago

  View →: What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
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  2 months ago

  View →: A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I need to consult the woods about this.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Shopping is the only exercise I need.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.
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  3 months ago

  View →: They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I need you to put the fun in refund!
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  3 months ago

  View →: That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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