353 funny nostalgia quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

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What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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