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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Live now on Facebook:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Live now on WeChat:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Making waves on Reddit:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

Just landed via Twitch:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

28 shares on X this month:

Dear Santa, Money!

66 shares on X this month:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Drilling for oil is well boring.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,286

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Making waves on Messenger:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Going viral on Facebook:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Shared recently on Slack:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Just shared via Slack:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Just landed via Pinterest:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Just landed via Twitch:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Just landed via Messenger:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Live now on Instagram:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Just shared via Messenger:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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