Funny nut quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

  Commentary:
  "That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

  Commentary:
  "Girls these days are like a box of chocolates 🍫… but be careful, some might be a little nutty! 😜"

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