Funny nut quotes

Funny nut quotes πŸ₯œ bring a crunchy twist to your day, cracking you up with clever wordplay and nutty humor! Whether you’re a squirrel enthusiast or just love a good pun, these witty lines will shell out endless smiles πŸ˜„πŸŒ°. Get ready to go nuts over jokes that are perfectly roasted for laughter and fun! πŸŽ‰πŸ€£

Funny nut quotes - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Commentary:
"Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! πŸ₯¦πŸ€¦β€β™‚️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? πŸ₯πŸ˜‚ Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! πŸ”πŸ˜œ"