Funny nut quotes

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  Commentary:
  “That’s nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it’s time for some ice cream!” 🍦💨

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Girls these days are like a box of chocolates 🍫… but be careful, some might be a little nutty! 😜”

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  4 months ago

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