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Funny onions quotes

Funny onions quotes 🧅 are the perfect way to peel back the layers of laughter 😂 and spice up your day! Whether you’re chopping in the kitchen or just love a good veggie chuckle, these witty sayings bring tears of joy instead of onion tears 😜. Get ready to giggle, because onions aren’t just for cooking—they’re for cracking jokes too! 🎉🥳

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Posted on3 weeks ago

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Posted on4 weeks ago

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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