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Funny onions quotes

Funny onions quotes 🧅 are the perfect way to peel back the layers of laughter 😂 and spice up your day! Whether you’re chopping in the kitchen or just love a good veggie chuckle, these witty sayings bring tears of joy instead of onion tears 😜. Get ready to giggle, because onions aren’t just for cooking—they’re for cracking jokes too! 🎉🥳

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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