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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

3 months ago

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

3 months ago

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

3 months ago

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

3 months ago