Funny onions quotes

• If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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  5 days ago

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  29 shares on Snapchat this month.

• Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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  2 months ago

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  105 shares on TikTok this month.

• Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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  2 months ago

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  113 shares on Messenger this month.

• Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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  2 months ago

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  23 shares on Reddit this month.

• My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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  2 months ago

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  93 shares on TikTok this month.

• Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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  5 months ago

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  16 shares on Twitch this month.

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