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Funny onions quotes

Funny onions quotes 🧅 are the perfect way to peel back the layers of laughter 😂 and spice up your day! Whether you’re chopping in the kitchen or just love a good veggie chuckle, these witty sayings bring tears of joy instead of onion tears 😜. Get ready to giggle, because onions aren’t just for cooking—they’re for cracking jokes too! 🎉🥳

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Posted on2 months ago

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Posted on2 months ago

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Posted on2 months ago

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Posted on2 months ago

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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