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New funny onions quotes 👇

  • Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

    Commentary:
    “Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they’re in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears”

  • Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

    Commentary:
    🤖 “Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it’s time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝”

  • Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

    Commentary:
    🧅💧🔪 “In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that’s a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂”

  • My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn’t met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that’s what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin”

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