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Goals so big the kids gotta clock in early! 😂🏡👶💼
77 Funny parent quotes
Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?
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When parents pop in, I just hope I'm not caught with my secret family… my pile of snacks! 🍿😂🍪
When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.
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Isn't it amazing how parents have that superpower to teleport us back to our teenage angst years on demand? 🕰️🤣🍼
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”
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I'm still shutting off lights like I'm personally funding the electric grid! 💡💸😅
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
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"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"
My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.
Commentary:
Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.
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Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂
Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.
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Parenting level unlocked: Turn mess into mystery with the classic 'closed door' technique! 🚪😄✨
Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.
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Thanks for the family heirloom, but did it come with a return policy? 😂🧠👨👩👧👦