Commentary:
Level up achieved! 🏆 Next quest: The fridge invasion! 🚪🍕😄
79 Funny parent quotes
Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.
Commentary:
Blaming the mirror for what the chef cooked! 🍬🪞🍽️
My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.
Commentary:
Goals so big the kids gotta clock in early! 😂🏡👶💼
Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?
Commentary:
When parents pop in, I just hope I'm not caught with my secret family… my pile of snacks! 🍿😂🍪
When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.
Commentary:
Isn't it amazing how parents have that superpower to teleport us back to our teenage angst years on demand? 🕰️🤣🍼
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
Commentary:
I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”
Commentary:
I'm still shutting off lights like I'm personally funding the electric grid! 💡💸😅
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
Commentary:
"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"
My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.
Commentary:
Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.
Commentary:
Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂