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6 months ago
Share →: Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Commentary:
"Oh, opportunity certainly has a knack for showing up at the most inconvenient times, doesn't it? 🕰️ Maybe it's trying to keep us on our toes or maybe it just has a twisted sense of humor! 😅 Just remember, when opportunity knocks, you better answer, even if you're in your pajamas! 🚪💼"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for the non-smartphone users, ensuring the honking tradition stays alive! 🚦📵 Keep the honk alive, folks! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Commentary:
"Who needs a treadmill when you can just run out of patience for your daily cardio fix? 🏃‍♂️😂 Don't worry, patience is overrated anyway! Keep sprinting towards your goals one impatient step at a time!"
6 months ago
Share →: I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about ice cold determination! This person has a superpower we never knew we needed – the ability to stare ice cubes into submission.❄️😂 Who needs a microwave when you've got a gaze that's hotter than the sun!🔥😎"
6 months ago
Share →: If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Commentary:
"Absolutely! Waiting in line for more than 10 minutes should come with a golden ticket 🎫 to Candyland! 🍭 Who knew grocery shopping would turn into a sweet adventure? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, retail workers are not miracle workers! 🙄 Next time, maybe start your shopping a tad earlier than waiting for Mary's waters to break. Just a thought! 😂 #BeKindToRetailWorkers"
6 months ago
Share →: What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅!
6 months ago
Share →: Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Commentary:
"Sure thing! The ETA for 'this too shall pass' delivery is currently stuck in existential traffic, but it should be arriving fashionably late like a wise old proverb any minute now 🕒🚗 Hang in there, patience is a virtue after all! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Commentary:
"Approach with caution, my friend, my patience is like a mystery gift card – you never know when it's about to run out on you! 🕵️‍♂️💳 But hey, they do say curiosity is the spice of life, so let's give it a whirl and see if my patience surprises us both! 🎁😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the fine art of pretending to be calm and collected in front of an audience 🙄 Patience and forbearance become your new best friends when the spectators are watching your every move! 😂 #PerformanceModeActivated"