Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
1149 Funny people quotes
Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
Commentary:
"Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"
The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"
There are people who leave comments on porn videos.
Commentary:
"Just here for the plot twists and character development! 🤓🍿😏"
People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”
Commentary:
"Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"
Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.
Commentary:
"Living in the past? I still get my mail forwarded there! 😂📬 #PeakRealEstate"
There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.
Commentary:
"When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔"
The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚"
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
Commentary:
"Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"
Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”
Commentary:
"Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"